Hello, goodbye.

Alice Huang || #17895 || Brisbane || ♥ Danisnotonfire +JB Ü

Biology Classification. 

Kady Please Come Over For Good Sex
Kingdom Phylm Class Order Family Genus Species

L0L. 

Omg now everyone thinks I’m some creepy person who saves Shelley’s photos (And possibly everyone else on Tumblr’s photos..) LOL I TOTES DO NOT. Unless you count gifs.. but dewd, I only saved Michelley’s so I can scare her. K I’M NOT A CREEP. Donut worry, I don’t have folders of everyone.. or do I?

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Okay, I’ll admit it; I treat people differently depending on who they are.

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Two parts of an annoying/awkward ask. 

1. “I love your blog so much, it’s so interesting! And you’re also really pretty :)”
This is when you say thank you and feel all happy inside :$ You look like this in front of your screen:

And then! You read on to find part two!

2. “Will you please check out my blog.. and maybe.. follow back ;) ?”
This is when you stare at your screen, looking like this:

Okay sure, I will check out your blog but I won’t follow you back, l0l.

Wtaf. 

Someone is Facebook chatting me.

Them: Hi Poh.
Me: Wtf who’s Poh?
Them: Me.
Me: k.
Them: Aw..
Me: Lol who’s this wtf.
Them: Ewan.

What happened to Poh >_> ? &Their Facebook name isn’t Ewan btw.. LOL OMG WTF.

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If I consider you as one of my good/close friends..

• I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
• I will hit you very often.
• I will insult you more than necessary.
• I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
• I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
• I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
• I will swear at you 24/7.
• I will call you ugly very often.. but most likely not mean it.
• I will pull the ugliest faces at you.
• I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear, LMAO.

So does anyone still wanna be friends ?

Bio. 

In bio today we had to get into 4 groups, and then the teacher told us to write down what we think would happen if our groups were our “tribes” and who would reproduce blah blah blah. And in my group, they decided that I would die while giving birth or someshit, and so the baby died as well (LOL THEY ALL NOMINATED ME TO DIE HAHAHAH NOT COOL). So then my friend was like:

Since Alice died, the rest of the generations will be generally taller.

The whole class laughed full loud and started clapping. My Bio class luvs me….. >_>

Hey distance!